MY OH MY LITTLE PUTIN COLLECTIBLE COMRADE DOLL FIGURE NEW

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MY OH MY LITTLE PUTIN COLLECTIBLE COMRADE DOLL FIGURE NEW
Saddle up Comrade! Hop aboard the back of
My Oh, My Little Putin
as he gallops triumphantly towards diplomatic misadventures and seeks out the true meaning of friendship through international hijinks. He is half bare-chested personification of smoldering intensity, half majestic and noble stallion, and 100% forged from the strongest Soviet era vinyl mined deep from within the icy heart of Siberia. Russian bears weep in his presence. Rival empires quiver and bend to his effortless puppet mastery. This thoroughbred stud is
The Epi-Centaur of Geo-Political Mischief
and a very worthy adversary or best friend to any world superpower.
Are you not impressed? Why are you still wearing a shirt? This is the by far the most exceptional Vladimir Putin on the market. Puff out your chest with the pride befitting the steamy, long-tenured Russian President himself and purchase this fantastic collectible today!
BONUS FEATURE:
Hammer and Sickle Tail Comb
accessory included. Groom your My, Oh My Little Putin to keep him looking stately and fabulous.